Lyrics

She watches TV after she sleeps till noon
She’s got her body prepared to debut in June
She wears black shadow and she irons her hair
Her jeans are so low I can see her underwear

She lives on vodka, soda, aspirin, cigarettes
Facing forward baby there are no regrets
And I will never ever ever be the same
And I will always always always always lose this game

What’s so great about her?
What’s so great about her?
What’s so great about a tight ass, sweet rack, flat ab, beautiful
Tight ass, sweet rack, flat ab, beautiful girl
What’s so great about her?

You’d swear she’s in the movies the way she sparkles and shines
You strike up conversation she’s got a pea for a mind
The very same one that’s been making bumps in her bed
I swear to Mom you must be out of your freaking head

I worked my ass off so you’d notice me
I got straight A’s she got 32 C’s
I know I’ll never ever ever compare
But baby you better, you better, you better, you better, better beware

Cause what’s so great about her?
What’s so great about her?
What’s so great about a tight ass, sweet rack, flat ab, beautiful
Beautiful girl beautiful,

Beautiful girls get everything
I’ve ever wanted and I’ll ever dream
And I tell myself, I’m a cut above
Your silly ego driven love

What’s so great about her?
What’s so great about her?
What’s so great about a tight ass, sweet rack, flat ab, beautiful
Tight ass, sweet rack, flat ab, beautiful girl
What’s so great about her?
And not about me
No and not about me
You know I try to understand
But they say I’m not a man
And because I’m not a man
I will never understand
How this all began